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Director: John HamburgRelease Date: March 20, 2009
Genre: Comedy / Romance
MPAA: Rated R
DreamWorks Pictures
The ORB's take: Typical, predictable, but funny.
Movie Review:
Paul Rudd was made for these type of movies, but with that being said this movie had its moments when it just seemed to drag out parts that should have been cut from the film. Don't get me wrong, I laughed hysterically in parts of this flick, but that didn't make up for the lull in parts that made you feel awkward for almost wasting your time. The movie was predictable and would remind you of a romantic girl flick, but that was made for a guy. I know that sounds weird, but that is definitely what they tried to do with this film. The guy (Paul Rudd's character) asks his girlfriend (Rashida Jones - "The Office") to marry him. He is the perfect guy, but he has no man friends at all, and this becomes a concern for his girlfriend and her friends. So he starts to go out on "man dates" (I know that sounds weird, because it is) and it will make you laugh, but only because his brother ("Andy Sandburg") is who helps him out - you have to see the movie to understand why. Predictable, he finds a friend and they start to hang out all the time, which then makes his girlfriend jealous, so she wants him to stop hanging out - ect. ect. ect. This is for sure a DVD rental, maybe even a TNT or FX movie. Almost a waste of time, but there is just enough to keep if from being complete trash.
What to Watch For: Walking the dog, Billboards, and Poker night.
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Official I Love You Man (2009) Site
IMDB
Director: Neil BlomkampRelease Date: August 14, 2009
Genre: Action / Drama / Sci-Fi
MPAA: Rated R
Sony Pictures
The ORB's take: Completely refreshing script, different, exciting; when is District 10 coming out.....?
Movie Review:
When I first saw the trailer for this movie back in early spring, I honestly thought it did not look exciting nor very entertaining. But I am very thankful that I was wrong, WOW this movie was a surprise that lived up to the hype. For only the last couple of weeks have they started to push the trailer on television and start the anticipation that this was a really good must see movie. Even from the trailers it is hard to determine exactly what this flick is really about, which adds to the freshness this movie brings the first time you watch it. I will not give anything away, or much of the background of the movie. When the movie starts out it will remind you of how "Cloverfield" was shot, but a lot more professionally done, so for you that got sick watching "Cloverfield" you will be fine in this one and it is not done that way the entire flick. It takes on sort of a documentary feeling at first, describing the aliens, when they came down, how they came down, how we came in contact with them, how District 9 was formed, and what District 9 has become. The story is intriguing so you don't mind the information and the introduction to District 9. After that, the action / thriller part begins and does not end until the credits start rolling. I have read some reviews that people were saying the ending is sad, and I would have to disagree, I think it is brilliant and makes you want more. The way the aliens were depicted is another great part of this film, it showed a different type of alien that you might be used to seeing on most other alien/sci-fi films. My recommendation is to go see the movie if you like these type of films. My warning: it is rated R for the violence/gore and language. It is worth your money, even if you see it at full price at an evening showing and that is rare.
What to Watch For: Alien weaponry, The Mech Robot
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Official District 9 (2009) Site
IMDB
Director: Michael MannRelease Date: July 1, 2009
Genre: Crime / Drama
MPAA: Rated R
Universal
The ORB's take: Wait for the DVD, I had higher expectations, even if it was based on a true story.
Movie Review:
My first thought when I watched this movie was that it seemed to move to slow. There were the occasional bank heist and shoot outs, but it seemed like those scenes were not the focus of the film, it was the "attempted" development of the Johnny Depp's character ("John Dillinger") so that by the end of the movie you feel for bad for him. The movie is designed to make you believe that "Dillinger" is doing the right thing by robbing banks and killing people that get in his way. The best part of this movie is when he gets caught, wondering how he is going to escape. The other big part in this flick is the love story it also attempts to develop (it never goes deep enough into Johnny Depp's character for the audience to appreciate it). Bottom line, good actors, skimpy script, could have been better, but you still should rent it when the DVD comes out - but you've been warned that it is nothing spectacular.
What to Watch For: John Dillinger's tyrants
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Official Public Enemies (2009) Site
IMDB
Director: Joe WrightRelease Date: April 24, 2009
Genre: Drama
MPAA: Rated PG-13
Universal
The ORB's take: Worth a DVD rental! It will make you think.
Movie Review:
Jamie Fox and Robert Downey Jr. can act and they do a great job in this dramatic film. Nothing over the top, and nothing award worthy, but great acting. The script was one of those scripts that worked and kept pulling you into the characters and their emotions. Jamie Fox is a mentally ill, talented musician (Cello and Violinist), who is homeless on the streets of LA. Downey Jr. is a writer for the LA Times that can't find an interesting story for his column until he stumbles upon Jamie Fox playing a violin with only 2 strings on it. Downey Jr. continues to run into Foxx and finds him intriguing and asks to write about him. While writing Foxx's story he feels compelled to get him some help and see him play music again. That is where the story begins and has a great ending with your typical ups and downs that always occur in this type of a film. If you enjoy either one or both of these actors you will like this film and agree that it is worth a rental.
What to Watch For: The Result
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Official The Soloist (2009) Site
IMDB
Artist: Project 86Label: Tooth and Nail
Album Type: Rock
Released: July 14, 2009
The Orb's Take: Good Vox, Good mix, Good Rock n Roll.
Album Review:Project 86 returns with "Picket Fence Cartel" and they don't disappoint at all. With their 7th full length studio album they prove that they should be getting regular ready play on any rock station out there. Very catchy tunes, so catchy that it catches you off guard sometimes and you find yourself listening to the album 2 or 3 times before you realize you have already heard one of the songs twice. Incredible guitar tones with very unique lead vocals defiantly sets this band apart from all the others out there trying to rock in their own category. If you have never heard of Project 86, no worries because I think this is their best album to date, so now is a great time to discover this veteran rock band.
What to Listen to: "The Butcher", "Destroyer", "Dark Angel Dragnet"
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Official Project 86 website
Project 86 MySpace Page
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Artist: He Is LegendLabel: Tragic Hero Records
Album Type: Hard Alternative Rock
Released: July 21, 2009
The Orb's Take: Solid album all the way through. Worth your time, money, and the repeat option on your Ipod.
Album Review:It is always great when a band comes out and gives you an album that you were not expecting to be one of the best albums of 2009. "He Is Legend" gives us just that and more with "It Hates You" - their 4th studio album. This is their first album on "Tragic Hero Records" a label out of North Carolina, they used to be on "Solid State / Tooth and Nail" records. This is a solid 12 song album that is mixed incredibly well - the drums and guitars hit hard making you want to crank up your car stereo or Ipod to the next level. The vocals cut through and complement the hard hitting tracks which is very refreshing with the lack of good albums today. The whole album is extremely catchy, with great consistent writing, and with hard very hard grinding guitars (listen to "Thats Nasty"). I can't say anything bad about this album, pick it up, buy it, and enjoy.
What to Listen to: "Thats Nasty", "Dicephalous", "Decisions Decisions Decisions"
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He is Legend My Space Page
Tragic Hero Records Website
Director: John Hamburg
